One thing I’ve noticed listening to the same dozen or so songs every hour on our local Christmas music station is this, the wildcards. Yes, the same 12-15 songs done differently every hour but every half an hour or so they throw in one that makes you really remember that there are more than just the standards to enjoy at Christmas.
Some are head scratchers, some nostalgia. Right now I’d like to point out some of the highlights for me from this season:
I’m going to actually start out with the low note before I rattle off the list of the rest. That low note is Same Old Lang Syne by Dan Fogelberg. If you know the song you’re going to think I’m lying but they do play it this year with the other holiday songs, not that this should in any way be considered a holiday song. I get it, Old Lang Syne is in the title but does that mean that whoever is programming the songs is just doing a search on terms to find songs to add to the list?
If you don’t know the song, I suggest you look it up and give it a listen. Give it a chuckle too. As much of a story based downer it is, it’s kinda funny in a morbid and depressing way.
Also, keep in mind that up until a couple of years ago Last Christmas by Wham would have been on the list you see here. I don’t know who to thank or curse for that but I would really like to find them so Dan Fogelberg’s piece of crap song doesn’t end up doing the same thing.
Enough of that, here’s the list of the holiday ‘also rans’:
- Trans-siberian Orchestra – Christmas Eve Sarejevo 12/24
- Eagles – Please Come Home For Christmas
- Vince Guaraldi Trio – Linus And Lucy
- Beach Boys – Little Saint Nick
- Thurl Ravenscroft – You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
- Faith HillWhere Are You Christmas?
- Elton John – Step Into Christmas
- Carpenters – Merry Christmas Darling
- Frank Sinatra – Mistletoe And Holly
- Gayla Peevey – I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
- Kenny Rogers – Christmas In America
- Lettermen – Christmas Waltz
- Andrews Sisters – Christmas Island
- Brook Benton – This Time Of Year
- Johnny Mathis – Calypso Noel
- Roy Orbison – Pretty Paper
- Darlene Love – Marshmallow World
- Brenda Lee – This Time Of Year
- Newsong – The Christmas Shoes
- Pentatonix – That”s Christmas To Me
- Bruce Bergh – Christmas Time Of The Year
- Kelly Clarkson – Wrapped In Red
- Lou Monte – Dominick The Donkey
- Rosemary Clooney – Suzy Snowflake
- Johnny Mathis – We Need A Little Christmas
- Bing Crosby – Mele Kalikimaka
- Royal Guardsmen – Snoopy’s Christmas
- Tim Rushlow & His Big Band – What Do I Do With Blue
- Jackson 5 – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
- Kelly Clarkson – Underneath The Tree
Yes, I understand there’s some standards and classics on there. I’m just saying they don’t get played enough to be part of the “core” songs. Also, John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s Happy Christmas (War Is Over) should probably be on this list but I got this from the radio station’s website with a list of the last 350 songs and apparently they are as sick of the song as I have been for so many years.
Song one: (There’s No Place Like) Home For The Holidays. I’m thinking mostly of the Perry Como version.
For some reason the line: I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was headin’ for Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie…
What makes this man so special that he gets singled out? Maybe it’s the repetitiveness of the song that makes it stand out to me. There’s only like four or five sentences in that song in my mind so one of them being about one guy in one place going to one other just sort of makes me wonder.
Let me stop here to point out that Perry Como and song two’s singer, Andy Williams, I have pretty much always confused as one person. Something about that laid back, white guy crooner style they both have that make them one in the same in my mind unless it’s pointed out. Yes, I said it. They all look alike to me.
Song two: Happy Holidays/Holiday Season by Andy Williams.
I realized this year that this song has so many words that end with -ick and -ock and -ack that I can help but have my twelve year old, juvenile mind kick in. I just see a mischievous Andy Williams needing to be reigned in while in the studio.
“So whoop-de-do and hickory dock and don’t forget to take out your…”
“So leave a peppermint stick…and put it on your….”
“Mr. Williams! This has to stop!”
Then there’s the double entendre of the last lines:
He’ll be coming down the chimney!
Coming down the chimney!
Coming down the chimney, down!
For some reason I thought all of the Rat Pack had a glut of Holiday tunes. As it turns out, from what I can find, it’s really only Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin that are clogging up the airwaves with their Christmas/winter holiday songs.
Frank Sinatra has ones in my music library from back when he was a skinny Hoboken kid to right before his death so when I hear something from him this time of year I can’t help but wonder, “what was it about holiday songs for Frank?” Was it the money? Was it the tradition?
I guess I shouldn’t be so cynical and say the musical traditions.
Dean Martin on the other hand from what I can figure did it for the booze. Song after song of lazy, slurred speech singing. Take his version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. In this department store sponsored holiday mutant Santa’s helper classic he goes off script several times, calling him Rudolph, Rudie, Rudie the red beaked. Heck, he even breaks into German with a fake German accent at one point, for no apparent reason.
Perry Como never did that.
“There’ll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of the Christmases long, long ago…”
This does make me wonder what the heck kind of Christmas they have around Andy Williams house. Ghost stories?
Let’s take White Christmas. While it’s simple and probably one of the most played songs, holiday or otherwise, it’s still a great song. And yes, the Bing Crosby standard has to be the high water mark all other versions of the song hope to achieve.
However, this year I discovered the Michael Buble version. Prior to hearing this version the reggae version by Dobby Dobson was my favorite, mostly for the “Aye aye aye aye’m dreaming of a white Christmas” break in it. The Bing version would have been my second favorite.
The Michael Buble version incorporates both of these. It’s simply, for me, the best version of the song so far. It’s uplifting and happy. And, for my money, has to be the best thing Shania Twain has done musically, which isn’t really saying much.
It’s not at all like the song Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, which I just today realized has to be the most depressing Christmas song of the whole bunch. It’s sad, it’s forlorn. It’s almost as if any time it’s sung it’s like “Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas…in spite of all that other stuff that’s going on in your life. Do try and enjoy something.”
Wait, I thought I said I wasn’t going to criticize any Christmas songs here today…
Ignore that last part there. Becoming a grumpy old man in the holiday season isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
At what point did it become ok for Wham to have a Christmas carol in heavy rotation? Last Christmas is a song that was released in 1984 and (according to wikipedia) “meant that a battle for the coveted Christmas number one spot in the UK seemed set to be between Wham! and the year’s other big act, Frankie Goes to Hollywood”.
Seriously? We’re still commemerating a battle beteween Wham! and Frankie Goes To Hollywood thirty years later? How long does it take to forget? It’s been decades since anyone’s had a rememberance of the 80’s Cola wars. Can’t we let this go too?
The song has not only been played more and more lately but it’s one of those songs that I mentioned are in the heavy rotation on the holiday music station here in Chicagoland. not only the Wham! version, oh no. There’s cover versions too. It was one of those cover versions that made me realized I knew this song and was hearing it so much. Up until a couple years ago I would have sworn this was just a long faded memory of mine from back in senior year when I worked at K-Mart, as it played in rotation on the store’s Muzak system.
At what point did this become a holiday treasure to be sung, remembered and looked forward to every year?
Again, the date of Christmas that’s mentioned in the title doesn’t make it a Christmas song. Hell, it’s not even got anything to do with the holiday season other than that’s when someone stole poor George Michael’s heart then handed it off to someone else to use.
How is that even possible, the transfer of a human organ from one person to another by proxy?
And now, for some actual holiday music references I give you my top five phrases from holiday songs that are played in heavy rotation today on the “Christas” music station, Christmas-themed and otherwise:
1) Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
3) Thumpetty thump thump
4) Tooralooraloo, pat-a-pat-a-pan
5) Ding dong merrily on high, in Excelsis Deo